Suburban New Yorkers Charley and Myra Brock are celebrating their wedding anniversary with a dinner party.  As each pair of guests arrives, and the Brocks are conspicuously absent, the suppositions, assumptions and fabrications become increasingly complex and hilarious.

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Review by Ginger Agnew

Director Patrick Martin gives the ensemble the tools to elicit audience delight. Leading the ensemble to breathe life into this door slamming, free-wheeling story of a ludicrous evening at home, Martin makes the most of the material. A lightheaded romp to end the season is a fun way to spend a sultry summer evening.

Lisa Panzer, Delco Culture Vultures
Never a dull moment on stage as a strong cast, directed [by] Patrick Martin, keeps the comedy coming with one-liners, well executed exits and entrances and increasingly frenetic action.”

by Neil Simon June 9,10 @8pm, 11 @2pm June 15,16,17 @ 8pm, 18 @2pm June 22,23,24 @8pm, 25 @2pm Directed by: Patrick Martin

The Cast


Kathleen Mulhearn


Tom Libonate


Victoria Glock-Molloy


Brendan Sterling


Mare Kenney


Ross Druker


Natalie Merlino


Brandon Tabb


Sam Dressler


Jessica Stahl


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